My Nipples Need to be Suckled... - w4m - 40 (MoCo)

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Reply to: pers-896829341@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-10-28, 1:14PM EDT


Do you know that there's a difference between sucking and suckling?

I am longing to have my breasts massaged and my nipples suckled -- preferrably on a regular basis. Have experience in ANR(Adult Nursing Relationship) or ABF(Adult Breast Feeding) - all the better.

Not looking for a fuck buddy - just looking for someone that can't get enough of the closeness that is found in the nursing relationship.

Me? 40 y/o, BBW, 44D.


Who needs to go grocery shopping now? God bless you Craigslist.

Craigslist Files

black bbw to please sexy white male orally - w4m (charles county/waldorf/ SoMD)

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Reply to: pers-897004356@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-10-28, 3:00PM EDT


im in a relationship with an AA male who i love very much .but i have a fantasy about being pleased and pleasing a sexy white guy.

me: size 18 big tits big and sexy butt
you: white male tall and no smaller then 180 and no bigger then 250

(WHITE MALES ONLY)
thank you Ma'am! That is racist! How dare you. P.S. Suck on that Spike Lee and Al Sharpton.

From the Craigslist Files

Why - w4m - 21

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Reply to: pers-896426866@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-10-28, 3:03PM EDT


Is it to much to as for a good looking man to pleasure a good looking petite black woman? I am in need of a nicely packed man....so needed!!! I am ready to go, are you? Please come fast and with a pic.


So she wants us to prematurely ejaculate whilst playing the guitar?

Straight From the Craigslist Casual Encounters Personals

swf seeking new friends - w4m - 21

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Reply to: pers-897628063@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-10-28, 11:08PM EDT


I long sex all the time, and am searching for a lover to be my 24/7 naughty slave. I wont hand cuff you unless you want me to. If you're solid after imagining the awesome things I could do to you than message with close up Be drug n decease free.


Did you hear that? You must be "decease" free. No dead guys. Zombies send pic, we'll talk.

Thoughts

Boy, I Tell Ya. I love Clint Eastwood movies. I feel that some people in Hollywood are at a point where they can basically do whatever they want. Clint Eastwood's new movie Changeling seems to promise his usual classy touch to a dramatic story. Then I noticed that he also has a different movie soon to be released. I am convinced it is nothing more than a bitter old man using film as an excuse to beat up Chinese people. Check it out. http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/grantorino/

Weekly Top Ten

Get ready for stark controversy. It's the top ten candies of all time. (Excludes bulk-only selections)
10. Sour Skittles-I love Skittles to death but when you make something I love sour then it's a formula for success. Except for milk. Sadly I can't handle too many of these before they start peeling off skin from my palate. Love has its price....95 cents a bag.
9. Fun Dip-It was a great test of patience as a kid to subtly dip into the sugar with the stick until you just couldn't take it and poured the powder into your mouth. And although the sugary powder is great, I always have a special place in my heart for those unique white sticks. What flavor were they?
8. Zours-Sour Mike and Ike's. Eating these is like putting your dick in something that reciprocates its sensitivity.
7. Laffy Taffy-Millions of kids across our great nation pulled together to create the most entertaining candy ever. First you laugh, then you...taff.
6. Sweet Tart Rope-It's nerds covered in a sugary paste wrapped in licorice. Why? Why would you make something like this? Why would I eat it? These are the Sirens of the candy world.
5.Reese's Cups-The only chocolate on my list. And there's no wrong way to eat them. Unless you tried shoving them up your butt, because that's just backwards.
4.Sour Patch Kids-I love sour candy. I also love children. It's win win!
3.Sour Rude Dudes-Okay these are a more obscure candy found at your local dollar store. Before they changed the flavor and texture of these they were a great sour candy that didn't hurt your mouth. You could just keep eating them without consequence! And I will never know the feeling again.
2.Haribo Gold Bears-Only the Gummi Bears in the gold bag. Every other gummi bear is crap in comparison.
1. Airheads-When you couldn't afford much from the ice cream man you could at least take home one of these with change you found on the ground. Also the staple of neighborhood swim meets (of course they charged a full quarter for them, the nerve), you can't go wrong with an Airhead. Taffy at its full sweet, tangy potential, which just recently acquired sour flavors. I think if God took a shit, it would be Airheads.


Also receiving votes: Blow Pops (for their sexual name), Caramello, and Warheads Rips

Thoughts

Boy, I Tell Ya, those feminists finally got something right. When I think about how much chicks drag me and every god fearing man down the crapper each waking hour, I find I can take solace in the Breast Cancer Donut from 7-Eleven. But, alas, like most good things about women (mainly their looks) its time is fleeting and will soon fade away.

Weekly Top Ten

Since we all know real women just can't cut it. This week's top ten is dedicated to the unreal. It's the top ten animated hotties of all time. This is designed to spark comments, rival lists, and general banter.

10. Belle-Beauty and the Beast
Okay, compared to most Disney hotties she's pretty plain. But I have to give a nod to personality on this one. She loves to read. I think she and I would really enjoy some Updike together. Then I'd jizz all over her face.
9. Tinkerbell- Peter Pan
She's got that primitive Raquel Welch from 1,000,000 years B.C. garb. Plus, my dick would seem so big to her. What's hotter than that?
8. Lola-Space Jam
Yeah I'm going with an animal here. But in my defense, every boy was meant to find that bunny attractive. Just look at how she's drawn and tell me otherwise.
7.Eve-Wall-E
I'm taking it one step further than animal with a robot. Sure she's a robot but she exudes more personality in the movie than most real life girls. It only took that first scene with her to fall in love. Flying so gracefully through the sky, then abruptly she whips out her laser gun and shows us that she's the one in control. Sometimes that's hot.
6.Ariel (post-op)-Little Mermaid
Okay more like post-magical trident transformation. Although I wouldn't mind mating with a half fish (I supposed I'd just have to make out with the top half and then ejaculate on the eggs laid next to her) but Ariel with legs is just hotter. And I imagine once she removed that seashell bra it would reveal quite unsavory chafed nipples.
5.Ursula (post-magic)-Little Mermaid
It's just Ariel with dark hair. Much hotter. Don't believe me? Check out the old man priest getting a boner in the wedding scene. Can't deny that.
4.Jessica Rabbit-Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Can't have an animated hotties list without this one. Plus, anyone with the dvd can sneak a peak at her vag.
3.Poison Ivy-Batman
I wanna be bad. Yes I do. Only, stay away from my balls.
2.Jasmine-Aladdin
An exotic beauty attracted to men below her league. She was offered a magic carpet ride and didn't bat an eye at the absurdity of it. She has a versatile voice that's guarded and coy, but can switch to seductive in a matter of seconds (just see her in her Princess Leia-esque prisoner attire when attempting to seduce Jafar), she has the most gentle touch that can literally hug a cloud for moments without it dissolving in her arms, and that hair, mmmmmm.
1.Rogue- X-Men
Southern belle accent with huge boobs. Plus she's a god damn X-Man, there's nothing cooler than that. What makes her the most desirable? The fact that you can't touch her. If you did, you'd certainly die. I personally would find it to be worthwhile. It would be a hell of a way to go out anyway.

And Yet the Hope Doesn't Die, There Exists Today But One...

My friends. I love John Updike. He is without a doubt my favorite writer. He has been for quite some time now. Although I've had my share of literary infidelities over the years with the likes of Cormac McCarthy, Philip Roth, and even Theodore Dreiser (just for the experience) at the end of the day there can be only one. My Johnny. But there is one problem. I don't know why I love him the way I do. Sure the way he describes scenery and human emotion is painfully beautiful, but many authors I read have an ecstatic prose at least somewhat comparable in depth. When I talk about how great he is to other book readers they don't see exactly what I see. They give him a try, admit he has a big vocabulary, perhaps humor me a little on their actual enjoyment of it. But no one I've met can truly say they love him. And I think when it comes down to it, the love I have for his writing is the same kind of love I hope to find in a woman some day. The kind I can't fully explain. Perhaps the only kind that can truly last. After all, Updike states that sex, art, and religion are "the three great secret things of the human experience". Love may be greater left as a mystery. It certainly feels that way.