10. Sour Skittles-I love Skittles to death but when you make something I love sour then it's a formula for success. Except for milk. Sadly I can't handle too many of these before they start peeling off skin from my palate. Love has its price....95 cents a bag.
9. Fun Dip-It was a great test of patience as a kid to subtly dip into the sugar with the stick until you just couldn't take it and poured the powder into your mouth. And although the sugary powder is great, I always have a special place in my heart for those unique white sticks. What flavor were they?
8. Zours-Sour Mike and Ike's. Eating these is like putting your dick in something that reciprocates its sensitivity.
7. Laffy Taffy-Millions of kids across our great nation pulled together to create the most entertaining candy ever. First you laugh, then you...taff.
6. Sweet Tart Rope-It's nerds covered in a sugary paste wrapped in licorice. Why? Why would you make something like this? Why would I eat it? These are the Sirens of the candy world.
5.Reese's Cups-The only chocolate on my list. And there's no wrong way to eat them. Unless you tried shoving them up your butt, because that's just backwards.
4.Sour Patch Kids-I love sour candy. I also love children. It's win win!
3.Sour Rude Dudes-Okay these are a more obscure candy found at your local dollar store. Before they changed the flavor and texture of these they were a great sour candy that didn't hurt your mouth. You could just keep eating them without consequence! And I will never know the feeling again.
2.Haribo Gold Bears-Only the Gummi Bears in the gold bag. Every other gummi bear is crap in comparison.
1. Airheads-When you couldn't afford much from the ice cream man you could at least take home one of these with change you found on the ground. Also the staple of neighborhood swim meets (of course they charged a full quarter for them, the nerve), you can't go wrong with an Airhead. Taffy at its full sweet, tangy potential, which just recently acquired sour flavors. I think if God took a shit, it would be Airheads.
Also receiving votes: Blow Pops (for their sexual name), Caramello, and Warheads Rips
2 comments:
Bottom five candies eric... its on
5. Candy Corn - They are so good until you've had more than three, then you are just car sick the rest of the day.
4. Necco Wafers - Are you serious? A friend and I discovered that roughly translated into Latin, the name of this candy means kill whitey.
3 - This thing I had from denmark once... It was like black licorice, but saltier than salt itself. Also it stuck to every surface of your mouth and lasted for about an hour. It was more a practical joke.
2 - half and half warheads. Remember when warheads name made sense because they were a super spicy candy? Remember when they changed it to super sour? good... but it seems that I am the only person that I know who had the special treat of trying their retarded love child... perhaps they just had a lot of spicy brew left over and didn't want to live in the past? or maybe they were afraid to commit to sour right off the bat... but this has split straight down the middle, both sour and spicy... I can not explain the horrifying sensation in your mouth as it overloads on both of these flavors. I have nightmares to this day.
1. Jelly belly buttered popcorn jellybeans - SERIOUSLY?
should this be broken down into chocolate/candy bars and non-chocolate candies? just a thought. rival list on the way.
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