Since we all know real women just can't cut it. This week's top ten is dedicated to the unreal. It's the top ten animated hotties of all time. This is designed to spark comments, rival lists, and general banter.
10. Belle-Beauty and the Beast
Okay, compared to most Disney hotties she's pretty plain. But I have to give a nod to personality on this one. She loves to read. I think she and I would really enjoy some Updike together. Then I'd jizz all over her face.
9. Tinkerbell- Peter Pan
She's got that primitive Raquel Welch from 1,000,000 years B.C. garb. Plus, my dick would seem so big to her. What's hotter than that?
8. Lola-Space Jam
Yeah I'm going with an animal here. But in my defense, every boy was meant to find that bunny attractive. Just look at how she's drawn and tell me otherwise.
7.Eve-Wall-E
I'm taking it one step further than animal with a robot. Sure she's a robot but she exudes more personality in the movie than most real life girls. It only took that first scene with her to fall in love. Flying so gracefully through the sky, then abruptly she whips out her laser gun and shows us that she's the one in control. Sometimes that's hot.
6.Ariel (post-op)-Little Mermaid
Okay more like post-magical trident transformation. Although I wouldn't mind mating with a half fish (I supposed I'd just have to make out with the top half and then ejaculate on the eggs laid next to her) but Ariel with legs is just hotter. And I imagine once she removed that seashell bra it would reveal quite unsavory chafed nipples.
5.Ursula (post-magic)-Little Mermaid
It's just Ariel with dark hair. Much hotter. Don't believe me? Check out the old man priest getting a boner in the wedding scene. Can't deny that.
4.Jessica Rabbit-Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Can't have an animated hotties list without this one. Plus, anyone with the dvd can sneak a peak at her vag.
3.Poison Ivy-Batman
I wanna be bad. Yes I do. Only, stay away from my balls.
2.Jasmine-Aladdin
An exotic beauty attracted to men below her league. She was offered a magic carpet ride and didn't bat an eye at the absurdity of it. She has a versatile voice that's guarded and coy, but can switch to seductive in a matter of seconds (just see her in her Princess Leia-esque prisoner attire when attempting to seduce Jafar), she has the most gentle touch that can literally hug a cloud for moments without it dissolving in her arms, and that hair, mmmmmm.
1.Rogue- X-Men
Southern belle accent with huge boobs. Plus she's a god damn X-Man, there's nothing cooler than that. What makes her the most desirable? The fact that you can't touch her. If you did, you'd certainly die. I personally would find it to be worthwhile. It would be a hell of a way to go out anyway.
8 comments:
For the most part i agree with this list, i might even have the same #1 and 2......freakin accent man.....but as im sure you know, i believe Gadget from Rescue Rangers deserves a spot....arielle and belle never did it for me...to goody goody......
the accent just doesnt do it for me...rogue doesnt even make my list...that i have yet to make
Alright I had to make a list of my own. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves. Please leave your thoughts.
10. Meg from Hercules:
http://www.freewebs.com/miss_megara/Hercules-arealslice.JPG
9. Daphne from Scooby Doo:
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Scooby-Doo-tv-10.jpg
8. Jane from Tarzan:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/retreadranger/jane.jpg
7. Laura Croft from Tomb Raider:
http://moviejungkie.com/person_x/lara_croft.jpg
6. Belle from Beauty and the Beast:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/movies/profiles/belle.jpg
5. Hello Nurse from the Animaniacs:
http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/boulevard/7776/hellon7.jpg
4. Blondie from Blondie:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/Morphthecat/blondie.gif
3. Mary Jane from Spiderman:
http://www.geocities.com/spideys_girl20002002/MaryJane/MaryJaneWatsonSit.gif
2. Jasmine from Aladin.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g28/cougareyes01/Disney/Disney-Princess-Jasmine.jpg
1. Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
http://www.pinataworld.net/images/arielmainweb.jpg
Hello nurse is a good one. I considered mary jane but at her best portrayal she was just rogue without powers, both of whom I was very disappointed at the casting decisions in the movies.
Damnit Daly... Daphne from scooby doo? BLONDIE? what is this amateur hour?
Here is my bottom Five...
5: Alice - Dilbert. Women in the workplace are necessary when not attractive. Just saying
4. Cathy - Cathy - you're so independent. You don't need a man to be happy... and its a GOOD thing you don't.
3: Velma - Scooby doo - I was pretty sure at the end of the last episode they were going to pull Velmas mask off to realize she was the gardner or some other dude.
2: Betty - Fliinstones. The homely wife of an unattractive caveman's less successful neighbor. As played by Rosie O'Donnell opposite Billy Baldwin.
1: Pepperment Patty - Penuts... Even Pigpen wouldn't get with that shit, sir.
Daphne made that show worth watching, Chris. She wasn't one of those unrealistic smart, hot characters...she was an idiot. She never had anything important to add to solving the mystery and lets not kid ourselves, if she did then it might have ruined the show. Any sane man knows that looks and brains just don't mix with women. And all i have to say about Blondie is that she is the ultimate cartoon MILF. Apology excepted, Chris.
Uhhhh...also I'm an idiot. Accepted. Normally I wouldnt care but I know you gay arts and humanities would pounce.
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